Zombie Doom (aka Violent Sh*t III)

From the Box: "Karl the Butcher is back and hungry for more. Known as "The Meister" and the tyrannical leader of a barbaric legion of metal-masked madmen called the "Infantry of Doom", Karl has been biding his time for world domination. Now the notorious Dr. Senius has mastered Karl's plans of creating an army of bloodthirsty, zombified monsters, and mankind will soon tremble in fear! As these reanimated creatures are set loose to hunt down and obliterate unfortunate intruders, misfits, and traitors, three shipwrecked victims must battle to stay alive - and in one piece - while avenging ninjas seek to destroy Karl and his army of mindless murderers. All shall pay in the most gruesome and unspeakable ways - especially those condemned and punished by The Meister himself. In the realm of Karl the Butcher, survival is not an option!"

What You Get: Some weird ass post-aplocalyptic nightmare of a movie that's more about tieing up loose ends from the previous two movies (which you realize is the case after you get waist deep in this crap) than about zombies.I mention the original title up there for this exact reason. Maybe something got lost in translation.

Origin of Zombies: Reanimated & expiremented upon corpses. Man-made zombies, not the contagious kind.

Zombie Traits: Staggered walking, very dead looking.

Unzombie Traits: Not interested in eating human flesh, just fighting.

The "Heroes": 3 shipwrecked men & "ninjas"

Zombie Killing Weapons of Choice: Hand-to-hand, swords, guns, whatever (I do beleive that ninja just fisted out that zombie's intestines)

The Goals: ???

End Result: ???

Zombie Rating: (looks like a zombie, but technically not)

Notes: Zombies barely make appearances, so the title is as misleading as "Ax 'Em". Bad acting, fights done at 'practice' speed, and more about "ninjas" getting revenge than anything else. Maybe it'd all make sense if you've seen Violent Sh*t 1 or 2. "Ultra splatterfest mayhem" more humorous than anything else. Originally done in German so dubbed for our pleasure- with the worse dubbing EVER (sounds like a cast of 100 dubbed by 6* in an echoey room). Not a zombie movie- actually just another bad post-apocalyptic type of flick. Shock-O-Rama's packaging can almost be considered pure bullshit- or extremely ballsy considering how inaccurate it ended up being. Next time I see a movie where half the title is "zombie" than -god damn it- it had better deliver more zombies than this one.

*actually a whopping total of 8 people did all the dubbing to no shock at all.